joellamarano: aishiterushit: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. YOU GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND...
Anonymous asked: where did you buy the damon salvatore ring?
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
encourage: Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
nahshaw: i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
forevercryingbecausemerlin: I think the reason I’m having so much trouble trying to decide what I want to do when I’m older is becasue I basically just want to be a fictional character
girlwhowasonfire: I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
whatsgoingon12: riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea .wait
saint-roku-university: alltheroads: beardedbeardstache: excuse me Is this where I sign into the fandom? HA, I see you have a ship! I have one too! They’re very non-canon and… shi- fuckiinasghjdklk IM I cant #I READ THIS IN HER MAN VOICE All right, Tumblr. I admit it. You win this round.
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with #i’m not saying its aliens #but
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
So i was on my brothers computer and found this
bewbin: bewbin: at first i thought it was porn then i dug deeper at this point im scared to go any further i wonder whats inside IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
becnoir: good heavens just look at the time
thehealthywarrior: bloodybrilliannt: astrozombina: oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?” Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding” bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your...
morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
mi2na: twistedcaliber: twistedcaliber: im gONNA DO IT IM GON DRAW THIS THING HERE I GO UPDATE: I DID NOT DRAW THE THING I GAVE UP this is a perfect summary of my life
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shinyblackchevy: beau-friend: tankgirls: I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour #and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it fuck the english language
fuckyeahloldemort: i dont even use tumblr anymore tumblr uses me
Google lets you search by animated GIF now
soullesshusk: bird-skulls: poetic-biotic-draconic: roguescarlett: savagebooby: stabbymcbackstab: mugenmcfugen: starry-dawn: simonbobx: 1. Put your username in image search. 2. Select “animated” under search tools. 3. Post result. this is it lordy, we share same gif really figures it would be a Hockey gif google. you know me Half of the results were filled with...